My grandpa’s so old
he remembers World War Two.
My grandpa’s sooooo old
he rode a penny-farthing to school.
My grandpa’s sooooooooo old
he met Henry the Eighth.
My grandpa’s soooooooooooooooo old
he sailed with the Vikings.
My grandpa’s sooooooooooooooooooooo old
he helped build the pyramids.
My grandpa’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old
that when he was little he lived in a cave and had a pet dinosaur.
My grandpa's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old
he witnessed the Big Bang.
My grandpa's old.
(published in Yapping Away)