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Don't Get Me Started
When people chew their food too loud
When you look outside and see the clouds
When people fuss and fight in crowds —
Don’t even get me started.
When biscuits fall in cups of tea
When mum goes on a cleaning spree
Whenever teachers pick on me —
Don’t even get me started.
Waiting in an airport queue
When chocolate melts and turns to goo
No toilet paper in the loo —
Don’t even get me started.
Wi-Fi signals that get lost
Summer sun that turns to frost
Poems with irregular rhyme schemes —
Don’t even get me started!
(published in Who Let the Words Out?)
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