What Am I?

 

 

I’m

PRETTIER than a princess

STRONGER than a gorilla

CLEVERER than a professor

BRAVER than a warrior

TOUGHER than a diamond

CUTER than a kitten

FASTER than a torpedo

RICHER than a sultan

FUNNIER than a clown, and

SWEETER than an ice cream.

What am I?

 

A: a liar.

 

 

 

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