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Space Shorts
I bought some new shorts
and I sped into space.
I shot past the planets
and relished the pace.
I dashed through the galaxy,
all round the stars.
My jet-powered shorts
drove me on via Mars.
I zipped and I zoomed
but I came to a halt.
I suddenly stopped
with a judder and jolt.
No words can express
the frustration I felt –
my shorts were held up
by an asteroid belt.
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