How to Cuddle a Tiger
Pat it gently.
Show no fear.
Tickle it
behind the ear.
Stroke it softly.
Feel its fur.
Kiss it sweetly.
Hear it purr.
Gaze with love
into its eyes.
Play a ballad.
Eulogise.
Rub its tummy.
Chuck its chin.
Hunker down
and snuggle in.
Follow closely
what I say...
then be prepared
to run away.